foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom

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It’s scary how much the mind can slowly kill someone inside.


luckyshirt:

You tried, dog.

luckyshirt:

You tried, dog.

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HE’S ALL OF US


rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

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